And the Green Grass Grows All Around...

Ever wondered why the grass is green? Why isn't it purple or blue? Yeah, green is supposedly the most serene color on the spectrum, but is green on all the Zen decorations and Peaceful Classics CDs? No! BLUE is!! Wouldn't blue grass be cool? It could match the sky! I didn't say blue was my favorite color; if I had it my way, the grass would be hot pink and lime green polka dots! I'm just saying... I don't think green is the most "serene" color, blue so is... even though green is totally amazing.

Now, what about the whole milk thing? A cow eats something that's green... and it comes out white?!?! That like, defies all the rules of color mixing! Is there bleach in there somewhere along the way? Maybe in one of those four stomachs? One for chomping the fine grass, the second for grinding up the tough weeds, one to blend it till smooth, and the last to bleach it??!? LOL!