I am overjoyed to share the exciting news: my dorm now has its very own dumpster right outside the side door!! That means I won't have to walk half way across the world to take the trash out every day! My dorm duty completion time has how dropped from 7-10 minutes to 3-5 minutes. WOO HOO!!!! Hey. If you had trash as your dorm duty for five semesters in a row, you'd be pretty excited, too.